It’s the week before Halloween, and Leslie and Morgan tackle the question every Christian family argues about: board up the windows, go all in, or something in between? Between childhood costume confessions (a sequined crop top at a nursing home, a ladybug costume that never happened), they dig into the real history of the holiday, the megaphone protesters at a church trunk-or-treat, and why you might want to stop “celebrating” Halloween and start redeeming it. Plus: where they draw the line on witches, Harry Potter, and the “scantily clad nurse,” and why showing up to a lingerie party in full gray sweatsuits turned out to be the best night ever.